Saturday, November 14, 2009
Thursday, October 22, 2009
Saturday, October 17, 2009
Flaming blue marshmallow fairies. Seriously.
Rupert Everett is sexy, this of course is nothing new.
Film is very pretty. Even the deaths, which are creative, are almost graceful.
Gorgeous woman with a real body is a nice change. Yay for foreign films.
Creepy bald uncle fester/igor type dude.
Glass coffin ala Snow White even though she looks more like bride of Frankenstein.
Zombie riding a motorcycle.
Walking head without legs?!
Pro-active zombie killings.
Camera guy with amazing chops.
Eunuch shots. Still better than his original plan. ahhh true love.
I must talk to you = Let's make out while the camera revolves around us.
Previously mentioned gorgeous woman not so gorgeous now.
How the fuck do people talk with cigarettes in their mouths?
Not nearly enough VW bugs in movies, especially ones with coffins strapped to the top.
Sort of a romantic horror with a bit of comedy in it.
Thursday, September 3, 2009
Just a quick bit on the upcoming Fall TV Season. I really wish I could smack the CW and Fox upside their heads for scheduling Supernatural and Fringe at the same freaking time!! Didn't it occur to them that maybe these shows share a lot of the same fan base? Not everyone can afford DVRs so someones ratings are going to take a hit cause of their poor planning. I adore both shows and have yet to decide which I'm going to watch on TV and which gets regulated to reruns. Probably Fringe but since I have no intention of watching Vampire Diaries it would certainly be easier to just keep it on Fox for the evening since Fringe follows Bones another of my favorite shows. Looks like Smallville has been demoted to Fridays which isn't that surprising really. I still laugh everytime I read about it getting a spin-off. Maybe they should focus on making Smallville consistently good before they do that. Like maybe bringing back Lex? Pretty pretty please.
Friday, August 14, 2009
Saturday, August 8, 2009
Mega short post cause beer and blogging is bad.
2001 Maniacs. I love this movie in all it's cheesy goodness. It's right up there with Slither for me. Anything involving Nathan Fillion and James Gunn makes me a very happy girl. Anyways, just found out there was a comic for it. It will be mine, oh yes, it will be mine.
Thursday, July 30, 2009
Some time ago I won a copy of Eden Lake from Freddy in Space (my favorite horror blog) and having two months off after my recent surgeries I had some time to watch it finally. As much as I love horror movies I am also a complete chicken and can't watch really good ones alone at night since I live in an old noisy apartment building and have an overactive imagination. Normal people hear a noise and realize it's the pipes or neighbors using the bathroom. I hear that noise and become convinced that there's someone in the ceiling about to do horrible things to me and my corpse. Yeah, I'm weird.
Anyways, back on topic.... Eden Lake is about a couple who stay out in the wilderness for a weekend and the everything that happens to these poor people while they are there. It's vaguely in the vein of Last House on the Left but not really, that's just the best comparison I could come up with. I love this movie!!! It's the first movie where I have done absolutely nothing but watch, I have a very hard time sitting still and only doing one thing so this is saying alot. (At the moment I'm blogging, on facebook and watching Burn Notice.) I think what I loved the most about Eden Lake is that it is so utterly realistic. The teens in the movie actually look and act like the ones you see hanging out in the mall not like the belong on Gossip Girl. And everyone in this movie can act!! I want to say more but I don't want to give anything away about it but I think that if I wasn't shocked by the actions of some of the characters I probably would have cried. It's one of those movies that leaves you sitting staring at the screen in a state of disbelief. Amazing.
Needless to say, if you like horror or suspense movies you NEED to watch Eden Lake. Watch it, rent it, borrow it, etc.
Friday, July 10, 2009
Also thanks to my awesome library I finally got to watch Dexter. OMG I finally understand how people can be so into it. It;s fucking amazing!!! I'm 2 episodes into to season 2 at the moment, will probably watch episode 3 after Fright Night is over. Still have to watch the Strangers & Eden Lake. The latter which I won from my favorite horror site Freddy in Space.
Monday, May 18, 2009
You are pure evil, and hate personified. You don't care anything about your fellow man, and are guided only by your desire to rule over your inferiors, i.e. everybody but you. 'Mercy,' you ask, prior to grinding an enemy beneath your mighty heel, 'What is mercy?'
Monday, April 20, 2009
I don't like being forced to pay for comics I don't want. With DC putting that stupid Power Girl story into every comic I picked up is really freaking annoying! Why not use the space to extend the story of the comic I actually wanted to read? If I cared about Power Girl & her mammoth chesticles I'd read JSA but I don't. Nothing annoys me more than to be excited about the length of a comic I spent my dwindling funds on only to find out that half the book is an Advertisement!?!?!?! Is this DCs version of not rasing their prices?
Oh yeah, picked up the new Flash book & thought it was great (other than the infomercial). Only thing that is still bugging me is Barry Allen's magic shirt. While he is in the Flash mueseum with Hal Jordan his shirt changes from white to red. Honestly, if the pages hadn't been facing each other I probably wouldn't have noticed. I'm just being irritable I guess.
For the first time in a long time I loved an X-Men comic. Uncanny X-Men #508 made me a very very happy girl. Next issue has Psylocke on the cover & I am so looking forward to it that it's a little sad.
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
First the rules:
1) Link to the person who tagged you.
2) Post the rules on your blog.
3) Write six random things about yourself.
4) Tag six people at the end of yer post and link to them
5) Let each of the six persons know they've been tagged and leave a comment on their blog.
6) Let the tagger know when your entry is up.
Here it goes, try to contain your excitement. ;-)
1. I hoard pop rocks. It's a sick, strange addiction that netted me 64 packs on my birthday alone.
2. I spent one horrible weekend as a model at a Comic Book Convention before being fired cause I wouldn't sleep with the married piece of shit artist. I will not say who he or the company was because they both crashed & burned a long long time ago.
3. The music on my laptop consists of only country & black metal.
4. Vampires are cool but Zombies are a billion times better & they don't fucking sparkle.
5. Avocados are gross & so is guacamole.
6. I would totally be a Sith Lord if I could.
Since I'm lame & don't really comment on any blogs other then the one mentioned above I'm just going to list some blogs/sites that I regularly lurk at.
Living Between Wednesdays
Chris's Invincible Super-Blog
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Wednesday, March 4, 2009
Speaking of retail, my favorite comic guy at the comic shop moved away this week. It's weird how someone you think has such a small part of your life can make such an impact by not being there. I no longer have someone that gets as excited as I do by seeing minor characters resurface. No one to talk fables/jack of fables with. I switched to my current store after being helped by him one time. He is awesome & never recommended a comic I didn't like. Sadness. I will miss him. :-(
Havn't really been all that excited by the last couple weeks of comics. Random thoughts on them - I am really liking Guardians of the Galaxy. Couldn't they find a better person for Osbornes Avengers to fight? The Polaris cover is hot but let her kick more ass please. When is the next Old Man Logan coming out?!?!?! Getting impatient over here.
Thursday, February 26, 2009
You belong to Agent Orange now. He can use a corrupt, greedy creature such as you. You want power? You will have more than you have ever imagined with an orange ring. Survival is the only rule in the universe.
Found this quiz on This is what I hate you! Awesome site, go now.
Monday, February 23, 2009
p.s. Claire you have regenerative powers, try regrowing your backbone.
Thursday, February 19, 2009
Finally the cape!!! My favorite things about this episode were Oliver Queen (yum) and no Lana!!! Yippee. It seems like they're trying to turn Ollie into Tony Stark, party boy alkie, is this how he is in comics? I'll be the first to admit that I'm new to DC and the little I know about Green Arrow is from the Canary/Arrow Wedding comics. Yes, I bought them, I'm a girl deal with it. :-p I really need to bone up on the past seasons of Smallville. Holy fuck Chloe just killed the mind reader guy!!!
Now a break for Supernatural. I love this show more than pop rocks. Speaking of candy it's the Halloween episode which I have not seen. Stupid job.
Die cheerleader!!! or not. (Guess who wasn't popular in high school??)
Who the hell trick or treats at a motel!??!!!!
How does Dean get better in every episode? Oh wait, probably cause he's not real. Sigh.
I miss the original Ruby.
Some people just need to die. Kind of like natural selection.
Fuck yes ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have waited so long for this moment. Aw I can't tell if they're fast or slow ones. boo.
Am I the only one who yells at their tv? I can't be. I know people yell at the screen at some movies (part of what made My Bloody Valentine so great) so I can't be the only weirdo.
No new comics this week I'm broke as joke. :-(
Saturday, February 14, 2009
Sunday, February 8, 2009
Friday, January 30, 2009
Aqua Man is muscle bound asshole......and I love him.
p.s. Next week Batman teams up with Green Lantern. HELL YES!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thursday, January 29, 2009
p.s. You're not Chun Li either. Much too skinny.
Sunday, January 4, 2009
- Green Lantern
- Green Lantern Corps
- Avengers Initiative
- New Avengers
- Mighty Avengers
- X-Men Legacy
- Young X-Men
- New Warriors
- Teen Titans
- Terror Titans
- Ultimate X-Men
- Astonishing X-Men
- Jack of Fables
- Uncanny X-Men
- Star Wars Legacy
- Supernatural (Whenever it's out.)
- Dresden Files
- Kick Ass
- X-Men - Kingbreaker (Finally some acknowledgement of Polaris & Havok abandoned in space.)
- Young Avengers
- Dark Avengers
- Final Crisis
- War of Kings
- Dark Reign
I kept hearing how great the Old Man Logan run was, even read the first issue and liked it but didn't want to add another comic to my pull. The owner of the store was reading the most recent issue and after seeing the expressions on his face I was sold. Picture a 5 yr old getting that pony that she's asking for, only this was a grown man who was just reading a comic. My normal steely resolve weakened I picked up that issue and the 2 issues before it. Read it first thing when I got home and OH MY FREAKING GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Amazing comic!!!! I've been loving the the Green Lantern but Old Man blew it out of the water. The whole time I'm reading I'm trying to imagine what could be so horrible that it'd cause Wolverine to refuse to fight again. Damn Mark!! You totally topped all the horrible scenarios I had running though my head. Maybe I'm just being a girl but I teared up a little. Seriously. I still can't get the picture Wolverine holding the dead Jubilee and the horrorific corpses of the other X-Men out of my head. I can't think of a more horrible thing to do to a person, it's devastating. I know that it's going to one of the comic moments that stick in my mind forever. Kind of like when Colossus injected himself with the Legacy Virus when Illyana died. Amazing. Even more amazing is that they (Mark Millar & Steve McNiven) were able to top it.
Can you say Venom T-Rex? I knew you could.
I cannot wait til the next issue. Well done sir, well done.